First off, the Bugatti Chiron reminds us of a beady-eyed rich kid. Why the seemingly unnecessary stereotype? Because the headlights look beady-eyed and the price is a ridiculous $2.6 million. That’s why.
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Gas mileage: 31 city/38 highway
This isn’t a “business in the front, party in the back” kind of car. It’s more of a “nothing-to-talk-about in the front; what-were-they-thinking?!” situation.
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Gas mileage: 28 city/32 highway
In grade school, it was popular to draw bubbly letters. This bloated-looking car takes us back to that time.
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Gas mileage: 11 city/19 highway
We’ve never understood the appeal of a Rolls-Royce. The only thing we can figure is that people are told that these kinds of cars are a sexy status symbol, so they believe it. But when we see one, we think “clunky” and “outdated.”
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Gas mileage: 20 city/23 highway
The name Mercedes-Benz brings to mind quality, class and style. But what’s stylish about a vehicle that looks like a delivery van?
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Gas mileage: 15 city/21 highway
We can’t decide if this car is a plain Jane or an awkward teen, or maybe a relative of action figure Stretch Armstrong?