You eat together, you sleep next to each other, you even use that double toilet seat from the Saturday Night Live sketch. You're a couple. See what other things you can do together.
1. Start with investing as a couple. Watch out, it can get pretty G-rated up in those stocks.
2. Next, dance as a couple. Mortgage rates are pulling an "Apple Bottom Jeans" a la T-Pain. "... shorty got low, low, low."
3. After you buy that incredibly cheap house at an incredibly low, low, low rate, check the utility costs on that sucker.
4. Go topless together. Well, I mean if you want to in the bedroom that's fine, too. But we mean drive in a convertible together.
5. The most romantic romp of all is to survive an action or horror film together. We have one right here: Taxmageddon.