| Fame & Fortune: Ben Stein |
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Bankrate: Your
life took a pretty dramatic turn when you hooked up with Norman
Lear. How did you come to help invent the late, great "Fernwood
Tonight"?
Ben Stein: I was writing
about television for the Wall Street Journal and became friends
with Norman Lear. I helped him sell "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman"
by writing about it and after that, it was all downhill. When I
went to work for him, he and I had a great relationship and I was
able to help him get into the idea of having Martin Mull be what
I called "Johnny Carson on acid." "Fernwood Tonight"
is still a cult hit and it still works very well. It's a wonderful
show.
Bankrate: That must have
been a dramatic bump in pay for you?
Ben Stein: Especially
having been a civil servant. I was paid $600 a week to consult for
one hour a week with Norman Lear, so I thought I was the richest
man in the world. I loved it. The only bad part about Hollywood
is not working. Working in Hollywood is bliss, not working is torture.
Bankrate: A little sleeper
of a movie called "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" took care
of that, right?
Ben Stein: That launched
my career. I had no idea that that was going to be so successful.
I had no idea that that day was going to change my life, but it
did. I was teaching at Pepperdine. In fact, John Hughes knew I was
a teacher and that's why he asked me to do a scene in which I play
a teacher. But I improvised the whole scene. It was totally extemporaneous.
Not one word of it was written down. They just asked me to come
over and do it because they knew I was a funny guy. I have worked
steadily since then.
Bankrate: How do you rate
yourself as a money manager?
Ben Stein: Not very good.
I have managed always to have quite a lot of money around but that's
mostly because I earn a lot. But I've made lots of mistakes. There's
a lot of real estate I wish I had bought, there's a lot of real
estate that I sold way before I should have sold it and there's
a lot of stock, especially Berkshire Hathaway, that I wish I had
bought more of. I have a little bit and I bought it very cheap when
I could have bought more of it, and that was a serious mistake.
I'm going to be 60 pretty soon and I can't really speculate as much
as I'd like to, I have to keep in a fairly conservative mode, so
I think my opportunities for any really big investment gains are
gone. But I will never be poor, unless something happens dramatically
that I can't foresee. I've always saved a lot, I've never had any
investment catastrophes, and I'm very liquid. I planned for my retirement
probably when I was about 13 years old, so I've always had a fair
amount of retirement funds, plus my parents left me money, so I'll
be all right.
Bankrate: What were your
best investments?
Ben Stein: I had Berkshire
Hathaway starting when it was $900. I was an early partner in the
Hard Rock Café chain and made a huge hit on that. I was an
early partner in a limited real estate partnership here called Los
Angeles Athletic Club Company that has probably gone up at least
20 times since I bought it and still pays fantastic dividends. I
think I'm way, way, way above average as an investor, but nowhere
near the level of the really big-time super-good ones. Not even
close.
Bankrate: Are you frugal
like your father, or do you like to spend?
Ben Stein: Oh, I love
to spend money. I have a lot of houses and I have a lot of servants
at those houses. And we do a lot of traveling and we eat out a lot
A LOT and spend a REALLY lot on restaurant meals. Now a lot of that
is reimbursed, but by no means all of it.
Bankrate: Thanks to your
book, we now know exactly how to ruin our financial lives. Any advice
on how to succeed financially?
Ben Stein: There are three
smart things you should do. One, save right now. Start immediately,
start today. Two, start thinking about your retirement right away,
even if you're 20 years old. Three, buy your first house, and when
you've got that in control financially, buy a second house, then
a third house, then invest in broadly diversified mutual funds like
index funds, but prepare for your retirement by buying variable
annuities. Variable annuities, especially the newest kind where
there are no surrender fees or large sales charges and they're guaranteed
to grow, say, 4 to 5 percent each year no matter how the stock market
does. Those are great things.
Bankrate: Have you been
successful in passing along your financial savvy to your teenage
son Tommy?
Ben Stein: No, my son
assumes that I will leave him so much money that he will never have
to think about money. I've told him a million times he's wrong,
but it doesn't seem to make any difference.
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