Psst -- Ted Casablanca's
financial secrets revealed! -- Page 2
Bankrate: What new expenses do you find yourself incurring,
being on E!? Did you have to buy a slew of tuxes?
Ted Casablanca:I had to become patient in traffic. Well, there was the car expense,
I never had a car in New York. I had to get a cell phone for the first time. I
threw every tie I ever owned! It was delicious! I won't wear one, except for a
funeral. When I leave the house and I see someone wearing a tie, I think, "I
hope someone is paying you an obscene amount of money to wear that noose!"
My rent got more expensive, because I had to get a house with a garden. That's
my passion. Also, it's more expensive to rent a house than an apartment.
Tell me about some of the perks you get. Do you get wined and dined so
much, do you still have to buy groceries?
still have to go to the grocery store. Gelson's Market doesn't deliver to my house.
I don't go out for breakfast. I do cook at home. I have to spend one night a week
at home, or else I'd lose my mind. You have to have some sort of outlet. My outlet
used to be cigarettes, but then I got up to three packs a day. You have to give
yourself little rewards, only a fool wouldn't do that.
The gossip columnists of yesteryear used to get all kinds of gifts. Has
anybody ever tried to bribe you?
serious, there's no Maserati in my yard. I don't accept them. I have been tempted,
though. At the Oscars, they wanted to give me one of the gift bags, it was worth
$42,000! Are you kidding me?! They could have said, "Here, it just fell off
a truck!" Nobody would have missed it. But I couldn't. I had to give it back.
You have to, you know? Otherwise, I might as well give up the gig. I'd be working
for them. I go to their parties, and I'm friendly, but then you have to excuse
yourself. These aren't my friends. My friends aren't in the business.
Who has been the most pleasant surprise, celebrity-wise?
Ted Casablanca:Alec Baldwin. He slugged a reporter! He was always gracious with
me, though. Sean Penn and Madonna, too. A lot of people with a sour reputation
turned out to be nice. Faye Dunaway. Now, Schwarzenegger was such a jerk to me,
but that was to be expected. He has the worst hairstylist! His dye job is the
worst. I mean, girlfriend, he ought to get mine.
The gossip business is no 9-to-5-er. How are you able to control the invasion
on your time? Has that changed over the years?
Ted Casablanca:I went into this with eyes wide open. Has
it changed? Not really. The change is, I'm much more accepting. I used to be monthly
at Premiere. I started going weekly in 1996. Back then, I'd start panicking on
Friday. Now, I put it off and start panicking on Monday and Tuesday! I do get
calls in the middle of the night ... but not for work, ha ha!
What's a splurge for you?
from wardrobe, like when I bought the Ted Baker shirt. I can buy anything from
wardrobe that I want! The stars, they walk away with the wardrobe. Then, there's
a fury of e-mail sent back and forth. The stars just expect it to be taken care
of -- and it is! Usually, because the fashion houses and jewelry stores want to
have relationships with the celebrities, it's settled quietly. It's only when
they can't settle it, and the stars won't give it back, that you hear about it.
Do you manage your own money?
my real splurge is a business manager. The reason is, I'm not good with money.
I figured, I have a decent salary, but I never had any money. I never kept records.
Do you have investments?
Casablanca: My business manager, she takes very good care of me.
It seems that in Hollywood, asking about money is like asking about penis size.
And I'm the same way. It's such a measure of success. When the money's not good,
when a show or movie has to cut down, people are embarrassed.
Is there a lot of faking of success in Hollywood?
Ted Casablanca:That happens, some. I get tips all the time about people who don't
pay their bills. Some celebrities are notoriously cheap. Others are generous.