9. Pimp my buggy
This one was so outlandish that
Dittrick actually faxed us the
two-page itemized receipt to
prove it: "We live in an
Amish community here and we
had an Amish guy who tried to
take a deduction for his buggy
with velvet interior, the whole
works. It was tricked out. He
was legitimately Amish, but
with all the accoutrements on
this buggy, when they're supposed
to live the simple life, it
was absolutely hilarious,"
she says.
How pimped out
was his ride? According to
the receipt, this baby came
equipped with dash lights,
kick plates, tinted windshield,
speedometer, hydraulic brakes
and dimmer switches. The standard
buggy costs $2,675; this pimped-out
version ran $3,545.
"He could
deduct the buggy of course,
since it was used for business,
but on that one, we had to
pick and choose what we were
going to deduct," Dittrick
says. "But the Amish
teenagers do go through a
period where they sow their
wild oats, so to speak, and
put the fuzzy dice and boom
boxes in them. Every so often
in the police blotters up
here you'll see a complaint
about a buggy with music playing."
Jay MacDonald is a contributing editor based in Mississippi.